RSX is faster, yo.
Like, hella faster than 350z’s. For sure.

May
24

The physics of VTEC kicking in.

Scientists have pondered these question for the ages: Where did we come from? Where are we going? Why are we here? How the fuck does VTEC kick in, yo?

It turns out that VTEC kicks in somewhere between hyperdimensional space travel in the wormhole dimension. Sounds pretty conclusive to me, actually.

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May
23

VTEC Kicks in even while sitting down!

VTEC makes everything italic! VTEC just kicked in, yo!

May
22

More VTEC Effects on humans…

Oh. Damn.

It’s not looking good for 0ur little buddy here.

That’s why, when you’re out in public, if you hear someone yelling “VTEC Just kicked in, yo!” be very afraid!

May
21

VTEC just kicked in yo! On an F14!

It’s not everyday that you get to see an F14 powered by VTEC, but sure enough – the photo is legit. Scientists call it a vapor cone, yo.

May
21

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Spaceballs VTEC!

ENGAGE VTEC YO!

What a great movie! They even had teh VTEC drive!

May
19

A technical explination - the PS3 is better because of VTEC

You wanted to know about it’s power and performance. Well there you have it kids – Sony in cooperation with Honda actually designed the PS3 with an actual RSX built in. No wonder they cost $600 and can do circles around the other systems. RSX is faster, yo.

May
19

When you just wish VTEC wouldn’t kick in.

I mean. WTF? Where do these pictures come from? Somewhere out in the universe, there’s some dude, with a motorcycle, with an ass-funnel attached. WTF?

Did I say WTF yet?

May
18

… vtec. just. kicked. in.

yo.

May
18

VTEC - More powerful than you dumptruk

VTEC has long been harnessed as a natural power. On the elements table, the VTEC atom resides somewhere between Kryptonite and Unobtainium. And it’s radioactive. And it smells like muffins.

When VTEC kicks in on a dumptruk tho, get teh fuck outta teh wayyzz!! VTEC just kicked in, yo!

Good news, RSX is still faster. 🙂

May
17

The effects of VTEC kick-in, finally recorded on a human

We’ve finally recorded it. Proof of what happens to a human when VTEC kicks in, yo! This brave soul was able to survive, but lost all control of his mouth for about a month. Humans just aren’t made to stand up to those sorts of forces!