Scientists have pondered these question for the ages: Where did we come from? Where are we going? Why are we here? How the fuck does VTEC kick in, yo?
It turns out that VTEC kicks in somewhere between hyperdimensional space travel in the wormhole dimension. Sounds pretty conclusive to me, actually.
VTEC makes everything italic! VTEC just kicked in, yo!
Oh. Damn.
It’s not looking good for 0ur little buddy here.
That’s why, when you’re out in public, if you hear someone yelling “VTEC Just kicked in, yo!” be very afraid!
It’s not everyday that you get to see an F14 powered by VTEC, but sure enough – the photo is legit. Scientists call it a vapor cone, yo.
What a great movie! They even had teh VTEC drive!
You wanted to know about it’s power and performance. Well there you have it kids – Sony in cooperation with Honda actually designed the PS3 with an actual RSX built in. No wonder they cost $600 and can do circles around the other systems. RSX is faster, yo.
I mean. WTF? Where do these pictures come from? Somewhere out in the universe, there’s some dude, with a motorcycle, with an ass-funnel attached. WTF?
Did I say WTF yet?
VTEC has long been harnessed as a natural power. On the elements table, the VTEC atom resides somewhere between Kryptonite and Unobtainium. And it’s radioactive. And it smells like muffins.
When VTEC kicks in on a dumptruk tho, get teh fuck outta teh wayyzz!! VTEC just kicked in, yo!
Good news, RSX is still faster. 
We’ve finally recorded it. Proof of what happens to a human when VTEC kicks in, yo! This brave soul was able to survive, but lost all control of his mouth for about a month. Humans just aren’t made to stand up to those sorts of forces!
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